#### Teacher and Student Joke : What is the chemical formula for water?

Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water? Student : HIJKLMNO. Teacher : What are you talking about? Student : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

#### Teacher and Student Joke : If I have 5 bottles in one hand

Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Student : A drinking problem.

#### Five bottles in one hand

Math Teacher : "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student : "A drinking problem."

#### Exams are getting closer

Teacher : Students, exams are getting closer, if you have any doubt, you can ask me. Student : In which printing press are the question papers printed?