Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Student : HIJKLMNO.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Student : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

Teacher and Student Joke : What is the chemical formula for water?

Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water? Student : HIJKLMNO. Teacher : What are you talking about? Student : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

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Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?

Student : A drinking problem.

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Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Student : A drinking problem.

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Math Teacher : "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" 

Student : "A drinking problem."

Five bottles in one hand

Math Teacher : "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student : "A drinking problem."

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Teacher : Students, exams are getting closer, if you have any doubt, you can ask me.

Student : In which printing press are the question papers printed?

Exams are getting closer

Teacher : Students, exams are getting closer, if you have any doubt, you can ask me. Student : In which printing press are the question papers printed?

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