Wife and Husband Joke, I saw a beautiful girl
Very funny conversation between husband and wife Wife: Husband: Yesterday, I saw a beautiful girl Husband: Really ?? then what happened ? Wife: I just keep admiring her, on & on... Husband: (Gets irritated) But, what happened then ? Wife: (Smiled...) Then what ??? I simply moved away from the mirror !!!
Show some interest to the family
John :Tine asked me to show some interest to her family. Michael : So, what did you do, Bro? John : I kissed her sister.
How to impress a Girl
HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL - Respect her - Honour her - Love her - Protect her - Care for her HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY Just Smile once! GAME OVER
Where is China?
James : Bro, I got 99 in Geography. Michael : Really bro? But, you know nothing about Geography. Tell me, where is China? James : It's on page 21.
Like my Profile Picture
Mark : Hey, Like my profile picture... Jenny : I have a boyfriend. Mark : Then, tell him to like it too!
Took my medicine
Patient : Doctor, I took my medicines at 6 O'clock today. Doctor : But why? I told you, you must take them at 9. Patient : I know but I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
Faithful dog
Dog owner : I'm selling my dog. Me : I will buy it, bro, is he faithful? Dog owner : Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier too. He is so faithful that he returned to me everytime.
You say milk gives strength to our body
Bro: You say milk gives strength to our body Doctor: That's right Bro: I drank 10 glasses of milk and still couldn't move a wall. I had 8 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself.
Did you read my message last night
Me: Bro, did you read my message last night that i wrote you? Bro: That one where you asked me for $100? Me: YES Bro: Nope, i didn’t read it 🙂 🙂
This will hurt a little
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”