Husband : There is something in the air makes us very happy.

Wife : Awww, it's Love

Husband : No! It's free Wi-Fi.

Husband and Wife Joke : There is something in the air

Husband : There is something in the air makes us very happy. Wife : Awww, it's Love Husband : No! It's free Wi-Fi.

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A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. 
Boy : Why do you look so fat? 
Pregnant woman : I have a baby inside me. 
Boy : Is it a good baby? 
Pregnant woman : Yes, it is a very good baby. 
Boy : Then why did you eat it?!

Joke of the Day : Why do you look so fat?

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy : Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman : I have a baby inside me. Boy : Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman : Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy : Then why did you eat it?!

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Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Student : HIJKLMNO.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Student : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

Teacher and Student Joke : What is the chemical formula for water?

Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water? Student : HIJKLMNO. Teacher : What are you talking about? Student : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

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Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?

Student : A drinking problem.

Teacher and Student Joke : If I have 5 bottles in one hand

Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Student : A drinking problem.

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Very funny conversation between husband and wife
Wife: Husband: Yesterday, I saw a beautiful girl
Husband: Really ?? then what happened ?
Wife: I just keep admiring her, on & on...
Husband: (Gets irritated) But, what happened then ?
Wife: (Smiled...) Then what ??? I simply moved away from the mirror !!!

Wife and Husband Joke, I saw a beautiful girl

Very funny conversation between husband and wife Wife: Husband: Yesterday, I saw a beautiful girl Husband: Really ?? then what happened ? Wife: I just keep admiring her, on & on... Husband: (Gets irritated) But, what happened then ? Wife: (Smiled...) Then what ??? I simply moved away from the mirror !!!

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John : I want Divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

I want Divorce

John : I want Divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

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James : Bro, today I gave my seat to a blind lady on the bus.

Robert : Good job, bro.

James : Yeah... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Blind lady on the bus

James : Bro, today I gave my seat to a blind lady on the bus. Robert : Good job, bro. James : Yeah... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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John : Hey Tina, our friend Diya has cancer.

Tina : Omg! But how do you know?

John : She wrote about this in her insta bio.

Our friend Diya has cancer

John : Hey Tina, our friend Diya has cancer. Tina : Omg! But how do you know? John : She wrote about this in her insta bio.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL
- Respect her
- Honour her
- Love her
- Protect her
- Care for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY
Just Smile once!
GAME OVER

How to impress a Girl

HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL - Respect her - Honour her - Love her - Protect her - Care for her HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY Just Smile once! GAME OVER

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