Can I see your report card?
Dad : Can I see your report card, son? Son : I don't have it. Dad : Why? Son : I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
Five bottles in one hand
Math Teacher : "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student : "A drinking problem."
Show some interest to the family
John :Tine asked me to show some interest to her family. Michael : So, what did you do, Bro? John : I kissed her sister.
Action without vision is only passing time
Action without vision is only passing time, Vision without action is merely day dreaming, But vision with action can change the World. -Nelson Mandela
How to impress a Girl
HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL - Respect her - Honour her - Love her - Protect her - Care for her HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY Just Smile once! GAME OVER
Nothing is permanent
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our TROUBLES. -Charlie Chaplin
Where is China?
James : Bro, I got 99 in Geography. Michael : Really bro? But, you know nothing about Geography. Tell me, where is China? James : It's on page 21.
Limitations live only in our minds
"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." -Jamie Paolinetti