Exams are getting closer
Teacher : Students, exams are getting closer, if you have any doubt, you can ask me. Student : In which printing press are the question papers printed?
Faithful dog
Dog owner : I'm selling my dog. Me : I will buy it, bro, is he faithful? Dog owner : Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier too. He is so faithful that he returned to me everytime.
You say milk gives strength to our body
Bro: You say milk gives strength to our body Doctor: That's right Bro: I drank 10 glasses of milk and still couldn't move a wall. I had 8 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself.
Did you read my message last night
Me: Bro, did you read my message last night that i wrote you? Bro: That one where you asked me for $100? Me: YES Bro: Nope, i didn’t read it 🙂 🙂
This will hurt a little
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein