
Buy me a Diamond ring
Wife : In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband : I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.

A is father of C
A is father of C and D is son of B. E is brother of A. If C is sister of D, How is B related to E?

Can I see your report card?
Dad : Can I see your report card, son? Son : I don't have it. Dad : Why? Son : I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Five bottles in one hand
Math Teacher : "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student : "A drinking problem."

Show some interest to the family
John :Tine asked me to show some interest to her family. Michael : So, what did you do, Bro? John : I kissed her sister.

Action without vision is only passing time
Action without vision is only passing time, Vision without action is merely day dreaming, But vision with action can change the World. -Nelson Mandela