Joke that makes you laugh- Beware to touch any dog

Joke of the day: Does your dog bite ?

Joke that makes you laugh- Beware to touch any dog

"Does your dog bite?"

"No."

(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)

"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

"That is not my dog."

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